Squachek’s lively house music is perfect for a ritualistic late-afternoon rinsing of sand from your cracks in the leech-infested waters of Lake Shift. Drop your drawers and dance through his viral hit “No-No Square” for the 7362nd time, and pull them back up for the PDX-fave “I Just Took A Penis In My Butt.” Recent data proves that Squachek is the 59th to 94th most popular artist in small island nations, including Maldives and Turks and Caicos.

Affiliations: Mystikal Misfits, Tectonic